A girl posted an advertisement in the paper for a husband, saying: 'I need a person who will never leave me, never beat me and can satisfy me in bed.'
Next day, a guy with no arms and legs knocked loudly at her door.
Girl:who are you?
Guy: I want to be your husband.
Girl:you don't fit for that.
Guy:I don't have arms, so I can't beat u. I don't have legs, so I can't leave you.
Girl: But how can you satisfy me in bed?
Guy:How do you think I knocked the door?
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